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license to breed - revoked

so i have two boys. the older is turning 4, the younger is turning 1 in august.

my older son has eaten a penny (surgically removed, it got stuck), eaten crazy glue (don't ever worry if this happens, the stuff solidifies upon contact with saliva and is nontoxic), almost drowned (beach, stepped into a sinkhole i was right there), broken his arm (jumping off a chair), and gotten a concussion (jumping off steps). tonight he fractured his elbow (jumping off the couch). i feel i should also mention he's broken my nose and is usually head to toe bruises.


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May. 18th, 2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
(this isnt so bad) I have a 12year old who a couple years ago fell out of his bunk bed in the middle of the night and cracked his front permanent tooth in half (he had a dream and in it he jumped, making him jump irl as well) Since then he has broken it again 4 times. Different incidents, but still, we have to go to the SAME DENTIST every time to get it fixed. Not to mention this is the same kid who has busted the TOP of his head open three times in the same year when he was littler requiring stiches each time. I think its better when they keep hurting themselves different ways (we also have two girls who have had their (somewhat lesser) share of emergency room visits) rather than the EXACT same injury repeatedly cuz then you feel like screaming LOOK I SWEAR IM NOT HITTING HIM! THIS KID WILL GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING 3x WHEN HE IS OLDER IM SURE!
May. 18th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
Sounds like he needs to wear pads and a helmet at all times.
My daughter, now 13, super glued her mouth shut when she was 2.
May. 18th, 2007 06:40 pm (UTC)
My daughter, now 13, super glued her mouth shut when she was 2.

When she was 2 eh? Did you debate for a split second whether or not to leave her like that for a bit to get some peace and quiet? lol.
May. 18th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
Have you ever seen that movie Unbreakable? Just kidding. It just sounds like he's got a lot of energy. Maybe he should pick up a sport.
Aug. 29th, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
wow, so you are saying ive been lucky with my boy so far then? he's 4...wonder what our future has instore...
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